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U.S., U.K. vie to outdo each other in misogyny
LONDON — Which country hates women more, the U.S. or the U.K.? In America, a woman will apparently soon be forced to carry a child to term, even if she was raped, even if she was trafficked, even if she can’t care for the kid, doesn’t want it, and having it means ruining her life. […]
We don’t talk enough about the positive side of our history of racism and genocide
It’s a known fact that books can turn children gay. Say your 9th grader comes into contact with “Rainbow Boys” or “All Boys Aren’t Blue” — boom, it’s all over. That kid is now a certified Friend of Dorothy. Let your child near a book such as “Almost Perfect” by Brian Katcher, and, before you […]
Conservative white men are losing their grip
Republicans are angry. So very, very angry. Deranged White Man Syndrome has not yet been listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, but it’s just a matter of time. Seriously, these dudes (and they are mostly male-gendered persons) are on a rampage of rage and loathing which cannot be healthy. U.S. Sen. […]
Ron DeSantis getting cozy with the wingnut alliance comprising Clarence, Ginny Thomas
It must be love. Ron DeSantis has a major man-crush on Clarence Thomas, calling him our “greatest living justice and one of the greatest public servants in America.” We haven’t yet heard the famously reticent justice pour his heart out regarding Our Dear Governor but, according to Thomas’s wife, we know the two of them […]
The GOP displayed its inner bigot during Ketanji Brown Jackson confirmation hearings
Just when you think conservatives have reached their nadir, the absolute bottom of the stupidity barrel, they start slinging poop like a bunch of over-stimulated chimps. During the confirmation hearings for U.S. Supreme Court nominee Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, Republican senators picked up all kinds of rhetorical turds to hurl. They only soiled themselves, wallowing […]
‘Nothing matters to these Republicans but power — power and malice’
The cruelty is the point. Adam Serwer’s 2018 Atlantic essay on Donald Trump describes the first year and a half of his administration as a “whirlwind of cruelty,” a never-ending storm of insults, pettiness, and bullying. He could have been writing about Ron DeSantis and Florida’s Republican “leadership.” The 2022 session, an orgy of malice, […]
Too many Floridians have gone all whiny — but not our intrepid governor!
OCCUPIED TALLAHASSEE — Who says Ron DeSantis is a bully? So he humiliated some Hillsborough high schoolers, demanding they remove the face diapers they were wearing, and calling the whole thing “ridiculous.” So what? Everybody knows masks don’t do anything to prevent the spread of COVID — everybody except the CDC, the Mayo Clinic, the […]
Rick Scott appears to imagine he can out-DeSantis DeSantis in the Culture War
Why does Rick Scott hate America? Last week he lurched out of wherever he’s been sulking and presented an 11-point action plan so reactionary, so dangerously stupid, so antithetical to American values, Vladimir Putin should write him a thank-you note. Florida’s junior senator proposes to take us back to the 1950s, that glorious era when […]
FL Legislature honors women by taking away their autonomy and control over their bodies
OCCUPIED TALLAHASSEE – Babies! Here in Florida, we love us some babies. Unless they’re already born. Then the little buggers become a bit of a problem, especially the nearly one in five who live in poverty and expect frills such as food, medical care, and a decent education. But the Republican Herrenvolk of the Legislature […]
The casualties are piling up from the Republican Party’s War on Knowledge
OCCUPIED TALLAHASSEE — Just in time for Black History Month, Florida’s dimmer bulbs — you know them as the state Legislature and their salad-brained co-religionists — mean to clamp down on educators who dare tell the truth about racism. Sen. Manny Diaz, Jr. of Hialeah is convinced someone somewhere is teaching white kids to hate […]
Stupid legislator tricks: Mendacity, malevolence, monkey business at FL’s Capitol
OCCUPIED TALLAHASSEE — Well, that got stupid fast. The legislative session is only two weeks old and the reliably witless Sen. Joe Gruters (R-Somewhere Up Trump’s Rump) is moving a bill to fine professional sports teams if they don’t play the national anthem. Wait, you say, aren’t the Heat and the Magic, the Bucs and […]
Actually, y’all, some of us would prefer facts with our politics
OCCUPIED TALLAHASSEE — In the first speech of his 2024 presidential campaign, not-so-cunningly disguised as the “State of the State” address, Ron DeSantis declared, We have made Florida the freest state in these United States. And the freedoms just keep coming. Florida women will be free from controlling their own bodies. DeSantis supports a bill […]